Los Matteos is a Secret rarity Brainrot in Steal A Brainrot. It was released on August 15, 2025, and it stands out because it cannot be bought directly from normal shops or portals. Instead, most players encounter it through a special ritual event.
In general, Los Matteos is considered a late-game Brainrot. It costs $100M and produces $300K per second, which puts it in the same income tier as some of the strongest Brainrots in the game. Because of the ritual requirement, it is usually owned by coordinated players or groups rather than solo beginners.
Most players see Los Matteos as a mix of a prestige item and a functional income unit.
How Much Income Does Los Matteos Produce?
Los Matteos generates $300K per second once placed and active. In practice, this means:
It provides stable income similar to other top-tier Brainrots
It works best when added to an already strong setup
It does not dramatically change early progression, but it helps with long-term scaling
Usually, players unlock Los Matteos after they already have multiple high-income Brainrots. Compared to its cost, the return is not fast, so most players do not treat it as an efficient investment early on.
In general, players value it more for its rarity and status than for pure efficiency.
Why Is Los Matteos So Expensive?
At $100M, Los Matteos costs more than some Brainrots with the same income. This often confuses new players.
The high cost comes from a few factors:
Secret rarity status
Ritual-based obtainment
Limited summoning window
Connection to major lore-related Brainrots
Despite having the same income as La Vacca Saturno Saturnita, Los Matteos costs more. Most players agree that the price reflects difficulty and exclusivity rather than raw power.
What Does Los Matteos Look Like?
Los Matteos consists of three small Matteo figures, often described as baby versions.
Each one has a distinct expression:
The middle Matteo is sucking on a pacifier
The left Matteo looks visibly upset
The right Matteo looks cheerful and holds a pacifier
They produce glowing and shape particles, which makes them easy to spot during events. Unlike the regular Matteo, their glasses are normal glasses, not sunglasses.
In general, the design makes Los Matteos feel more like an event summon than a standard Brainrot.
How Do You Get Los Matteos?
Los Matteos is not bought from a portal or shop. It is summoned through the Matteo Ritual.
Most players need to plan ahead, because the ritual requires coordination.
Matteo Ritual Requirements
To perform the ritual, you need:
Three Matteos
Three players, each holding one Matteo
Usually, players gather in an open area, but the ritual can technically be done anywhere.
Step-by-Step Ritual Process
Each player grabs a Matteo
Players stack on top of each other’s heads
If done correctly, green glowing orbs appear
A large tree emerges where the stack was formed
This triggers the Matteo’s Hat event for 2 minutes
Los Matteos spawns on the Red Carpet
If the timing or positioning is wrong, nothing happens, so most players communicate before trying.
What Is the Matteo’s Hat Event?
The Matteo’s Hat event lasts 2 minutes after the ritual is successful.
During this time:
Los Matteos is summoned
Visual effects appear around the map
Special interactions become possible
Most players focus entirely on securing Los Matteos during this window. Missing the event usually means repeating the ritual from scratch.
Can Los Matteos Be Stolen?
In general, anything placed during public events carries some risk. Most players try to summon Los Matteos in controlled servers or with trusted teammates.
Because of its value, Los Matteos is often targeted in busy servers. Usually, players either:
Secure it immediately
Move it to a protected area
Coordinate guards during the event
This is one reason many players prefer private or low-population servers for the ritual.
What Happens If Los Matteos Is Hit by Lightning?
There is a unique interaction during the event.
If Los Matteos gets hit by a lightning strike, it will gain a second top hat. This does not change its income, but it does affect its appearance.
Most players see this as a cosmetic bonus rather than a gameplay advantage. It is rare and usually happens by chance.
How Does Los Matteos Compare to Other Top Brainrots?
Los Matteos is often compared with:
La Vacca Saturno Saturnita
Karkerkar Kurkur
Bisonte Giuppitere
These three are commonly referred to as the big three Brainrots.
In general:
Income-wise, Los Matteos matches La Vacca Saturno Saturnita
Cost-wise, Los Matteos is higher
Difficulty-wise, Los Matteos requires more coordination
Most players see it as part of a collection rather than a must-have upgrade.
Is Los Matteos Worth Getting?
Whether Los Matteos is worth it depends on how you play.
Most players get it if:
They already have strong income
They enjoy ritual-based content
They want rare or lore-related Brainrots
Players focused only on efficiency usually invest in other Brainrots first. Some players look for shortcuts or alternative methods to reach similar progression, and discussions sometimes mention options like cheap brainrots deals on U4N, but in general, experienced players rely on in-game mechanics and teamwork rather than external solutions.
Common Mistakes Players Make With Los Matteos
Based on common behavior, these mistakes come up often:
Trying the ritual with the wrong number of players
Stacking incorrectly and missing the trigger
Performing the ritual in crowded servers
Assuming the high cost means faster progression
Usually, preparation matters more than speed.
Thoughts on Los Matteos
Los Matteos is a high-end, ritual-based Brainrot designed for coordinated players. It offers solid income, strong visual presence, and clear status value, but it is not designed to be an early or mid-game upgrade.
Most players treat it as a long-term goal. In practice, it rewards planning, teamwork, and patience more than raw grinding.